Folks and other folks,
With one softball league just underway and another on the horizon, a lot of questions remain:
Who will win the championship?
With Bloop Single gone, who will take over the title of earliest showingup-est team?
How many teams will have Charlie Sheen-themed names? or chant #WINNING before the game starts?
Before he was officially knighted, did he just go by Mr. Mix-a-Lot?
What the hell is a Rathskellar?
13 years after the fact, approximately what percentage is P Diddy still about the Benjamins? 80%? 65?
Whats a better nickname for the human balloon pitching in the Yankees bullpen? Joba the Hut? Morbidly Jobese Chamberlain? Fat Pitcher? (probably not that last one)
Has anyone ever said the words "fucking plié" consecutively?
Wheelbarrows?
Why do storks get a free pass?
Whats the opportunity cost?
.........and many more!
We'll just have to wait until the season to finally get some answers.
The truth is out there folks!
Play ball!
-ITV
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