Tuesday, February 15, 2011

ITV: Catchering Up...you know, like, catching up, but a sports thing!




Greetings City-Ballas,
ITV here. And yes, in the famous words of Jesus, "it's been a while." Also, that Stain'd song (is that how you spell Stain'd? is that how you spell song?) I suppose.
So many things to say and do, but mostly say, because you can't see anything I do, which is good for you and for me.
First, some congratulations are in order. Our own Erin Williams and someone else's own Mike Usera (he's partially ours too) have decided to publicly exchange jewelry with the purpose of law-backed monogamy and tax benefits!Also, like, love. Congratulations, friends, on your engagement, and however you say 'mozel tov' in Spanish!

Secondly, though no less importantly, your commissioner and mine, David Bartholomew Orin Sack tied the knot with his, well, wife, right cause it happened already, yes, his lovely wife Leslie Bartholomew Orin Drogin-Sack (you take ALL the names, even the fake ones). The wedding was beautiful and beautiful and beautiful. I wrote them a postcard from the hotel (as per their request) about gremlins -- the postcard was per request, not the gremlins, though I believe it was implied.
Note: I'm not going to say who, or when, or what, but I will tell you when and what, that one of our close personal friends of DC Cityball had so much fun at the wedding that he/she was seen trying to plug his iPod into a wireless internet router at 2am.
Anyway: Congratulations Leslie and Dave, and thank you for sharing your happiness and beer with me. Also veal burgers.

What else to catch up on you say? or think? or don't do either because you don't read this blog to begin with? Well, I would say, in response to that, plenty! (Or nothing to the people who don't read this, cause you can't hear/see it anyway.)

First, the new season(s) are upon us. No, not Winter, Spring, Fall, and whatever the Babylonians have decided Summer should be called. Talkin' softball/wiffleball/volleyball/football...not so much wiffleball and volleyball because I have nothing to do with those.....but... THE OTHER TWO! YES!

Keep an eye out for early spring Flag Football, and of course, the coup de grace, the flagship,the money-maker the...the big...thing -- SOFTBALL. Yea, that's happening too.

Okay so maybe there isn't all that much to catch up on, and maybe that's why the blog sits dormant for months at a time. Whatever, its free.

More to come -- now that the blog is linked on the main page, I suppose I have to write more frequently.


Holla, and such.

-ITV

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