End of the Season Party this Sunday!

While many of you are eagerly awaiting Brian's Guide to the End of the Season Party I thought I'd post a quick End of the Season Party related FAQ.

Q: Hey Commish, there is an End of the Season Party?
A: Yes, its this Sunday (June 29th) at Garrett's in Georgetown. It starts at 6pm and we have Free Bud/Bud Light and Free Food.

Q: Is Sierra Nevada free?
A: No, Free Bud and Bud Light.

Q: Shots?
A: No, Free Bud and Bud Light.


Q: Long Islands?
A: You get the point.

Q: If I don't like beer, what should I do?
A: Garrett's sells all kinds of spirits, cordials and wine at very reasonable prices.

Q: If I get really drunk at the party can I make a speech?
A: Unfortunately only the Commissioner is allowed to make an official speech. This is pretty much the only benefit to being the commissioner so back off. However, if you are the Head Umpire you are allowed to make 5 or 7 different toasts as long as they make less and less sense as they go.

Q: If my team wins the DC CityBall Championship Game can I try to take home a player on an opposing team?
A: No, but if your team loses you are encouraged to take home whatever you can get.

Q: Hey Commish, can I buy you a shot of Jaiger?
A: Only if you are cool with me passing out in the bushes in front of Suntrust Bank.

Q: Hey Brian, can I buy you a shot of Jaiger?
A: Only if you can let me out when I trap myself in the Suntrust ATM and the Commish is passed out in the bushes and cannot help me get out.

Q: Where the heck is Evan Stancil..is he injured?
A: That depends...if its 6pm he is spilling beer on his shirt. If its 7pm he is dancing seductively. If its 8pm he is hitting on your girlfriend. If its 9pm he is outside vomiting on Hu's Shoes. If its 10pm the Swingers are getting him into a cab... And if its 6am on Monday morning, he's still drunk and driving to work by himself in the HOV lane.

Q: I really like that guy/girl on the Pour Howzers, are they coming?
A: Unfortunately, they are contractually obligated to drink at the Pour House Pub every Sunday from April 1st to December 1st. Although if they win the Championship Game they'll have to show to get their trophy so keep your fingers crossed.

Q: Is the bartender single?
A: No, please stop asking.

Q: Are there more Nachos coming?
A: Yes, there are. Yes, there are.

SEE YOU ALL SUNDAY!